Our Practices / Holy Days
Hamashlamadan has many practices and holy days that makes the religion.
The Holy Calender dates include:
January 3rd The day of all forgiveness and also murdering crows that insult your sister
On this day, all followers pray for forgiveness and also murder crows that insult their sister. Also Connor Cooper's Birthday.
Day of the Unicorn
Directly coincides with the Chinese New Year. Festivities include making fun of the Chinese for getting the animal wrong every year. Come on! It's always the Unicorn!
February 14th The day of Monkey Love
Long ago in Reno Nevada (See the Holy Book of Hamashlamadan), there were two face-fu*cking monkeys. Hence the day of love, modern day Valentines Day.
March 17th All Leprechaun's Day
The annual day where all leprechauns raid local K-Marts.
April 1st Opposite Fools Day
The day the followers accept the fact that this religion is totally true and not made up by two suburban white kids.
April 20th The Day in Which Followers are Expected to Go Out and Have a Good Time Totally Not Smoking Weed (Wink Wink)
'nuff said
May
May is, for some reason, the holiest month of the year. What? The Unicorn said so.
May 12th National Day of Eating
Eat, Motherfu*ckers! Also Ryan Darland's birthday.
May 19th Day of Totally Not Sucking At life.
Also Kaitlyn Malloy's Birthday
June 7th National Make Fun of Scientology Day
Our religion is like Scientology, only true.
October 31st Ghosts are Scary Day
The day when The Good Unicorn of Hamashlamadan appears to scare poor little children in suburban neighbourhoods across the continental United States and Canada, or Europe for some reason.
November 24th Tennis ball Appreciation Day
Unicorns love tennis!
December 12th Hallucination Day
Sorry itz hardd to tyupe when imm seing sooo mani diffurant colours
The Holy Calender dates include:
January 3rd The day of all forgiveness and also murdering crows that insult your sister
On this day, all followers pray for forgiveness and also murder crows that insult their sister. Also Connor Cooper's Birthday.
Day of the Unicorn
Directly coincides with the Chinese New Year. Festivities include making fun of the Chinese for getting the animal wrong every year. Come on! It's always the Unicorn!
February 14th The day of Monkey Love
Long ago in Reno Nevada (See the Holy Book of Hamashlamadan), there were two face-fu*cking monkeys. Hence the day of love, modern day Valentines Day.
March 17th All Leprechaun's Day
The annual day where all leprechauns raid local K-Marts.
April 1st Opposite Fools Day
The day the followers accept the fact that this religion is totally true and not made up by two suburban white kids.
April 20th The Day in Which Followers are Expected to Go Out and Have a Good Time Totally Not Smoking Weed (Wink Wink)
'nuff said
May
May is, for some reason, the holiest month of the year. What? The Unicorn said so.
May 12th National Day of Eating
Eat, Motherfu*ckers! Also Ryan Darland's birthday.
May 19th Day of Totally Not Sucking At life.
Also Kaitlyn Malloy's Birthday
June 7th National Make Fun of Scientology Day
Our religion is like Scientology, only true.
October 31st Ghosts are Scary Day
The day when The Good Unicorn of Hamashlamadan appears to scare poor little children in suburban neighbourhoods across the continental United States and Canada, or Europe for some reason.
November 24th Tennis ball Appreciation Day
Unicorns love tennis!
December 12th Hallucination Day
Sorry itz hardd to tyupe when imm seing sooo mani diffurant colours